School of Liberal Arts
School of Conservative Arts
College of Engineering and Technicalities
Graduate Center for Underachieving Studies
School of Gymnosophy

Academic offerings:

Post-Rational Discourse
Management Diagram Topography
Bong Hydrodynamics
Post-Feminist Needlework
Ecological Ambivalence
Feng Shui Mathematics
Arse-Elbow Differentiation
Navel Philosophy
Unpopular Culture
Sociology of Media Couch Tuberosum
Psychodynamic Masturbation
Trout Fly Tying