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| The Republic of
Lucastan The Government Updated
3/14/2004 |
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Immunity for Sale!
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Our Grand Panjandrum, in his infinite greed, is offering official
Certificates of Immunity. No need to eat bugs or win challenges. Just cough up
the Big Bucks and you won't be voted off. Even "mopery on a public
highway" is safe, so you may now mope to your heart's content. Apply today! |
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The Grand Panjandrum |
H.R.H. Empress
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 Mohammed "Moe" Saeed al-Sahaf, In Transit Lucastan
Minister of Information |
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 Mindy Maidens, Fort Lee, NJ The
Chief Justice of the High Bench |
 Kevin Gately, Glen Rock, NJ Commandant
of the Marine Corps |
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 Ruth Ancona, San Francisco, CA Minister
at Extra Large |
 Jim Sadur, Wayne, NJ Minister of
Technology (low, medium and high) |
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 Bob Sadur, USA & Russia Roving
Minister of Wanderlust |
 Col. Bill Larkin & Marge Larkin Fairlawn, NJ The Minister of Defense and |
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 Nancy Pool, Denville, NJ Secretary
of State |
 Larry Pool, Denville, NJ Minister
of Agriculture |
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 Lou Barbieri, Denville, NJ Minister of the Department of Redundancy Department |
 Jim Gelman, Fort Lee, NJ Solicitor
General |
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 Marianne Morris, Cranbury, NJ Minister
of Fashion & Blue Dresses |
 Linda Marine, Paterson, NJ Archbishop
of Mangajang |
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 Martha Young, Ramsey, NJ Minister
of Interior Design and Potty Plants |
 Paul Kuklinski, Ramsey, NJ Minister
of Off-Shore Banking and Hot Horse Tips |
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 Stan Goddes, Kauai, Hawaii Minister
of Oceanic Meteorology |
 Boris B., Pottsylvania Head of the Secret Police |
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 Dorothy Hickson, Washington, DC Lucastan
Drug Czarina |
 Janice Terry, San Leon, TX Minister Without Portfolio, Laptop, or Cellphone
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 Dr. Steve Langer, Crete, IL Minister
Of Bawdy Houses |
 Paul Anderson, Leander, TX Minister
of Night Owls |
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 Kevin Cox, Springfield, IL Head of
Bureau of Printing & Engraving, Funny-Money and Philately. |
 Mark vanVuuren, Johanneburg, RSA Minister
of the Third Men's Loo, Newark, NJ |
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 Mark Lamendola, Kansas City, KS Commissioner
of Common Sense |
 Mirabelle Sachs, Dover, NJ Ambassador to Botswana, Mozambique,
RSA and |
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 David Smith, Cincinnati, OH Farsighted Minister of Y3K problems & Assorted (nutty) Cookies |
 Harris (Smoky) Deaton, Pottsboro, TX Curator
of the Official Lucastan Museum |
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 Kathe Oliver, Florham Park, NJ Minister of Non-Sex Education and Rewriting History |
 Neal Oliver, Florham Park, NJ Minister of Telephony; Email Master; Head of Dept. of Disinformation. |
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 Alex Oliver, Florham Park, NJ Minister to Miniature Golf, Marshmallows and Mints, Coordinator of Tonka Toys, Erector Sets and Lionel Trains |
 Linda Higgins, Yamato, Japan PC Minister in Charge of Spellink. Chief of the Grammar Police |
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 Kirk D Bailey, St. Petersburg, FL Minister
of Agitprop & Chief of all propellor-heads |
 Mia Foster, Colorado Springs, CO Minister
of Testudine, Cetacean & Pinniped Communication |
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 Emmet Baker, Plymouth, Mass. Minister
Plentypotent, Dreaded Collector of all Taxes |
 Liz Collins, West Orange, NJ Minister
of Creative Accounting |
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 Marianne Breiter, Jersey City, NJ Ambassador to China and Outer
Mongolia |
 Baron John I, Toronto, Canada Baron of Caux |
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 Alan Dadisman, Alpine, CA Minister of Electromechanical/Redevelopment Underdevelopment Official Master of Bollywood digital fakery and 'trompe l`oeil' |
 Bob Vandenbosch, Rotterdam, Holland Minister
to the Rotterdam Dutch (and the other dam Dutch) |
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 Nick Miller, Prague, Czech Republic Minister
of Total Noodle Effrontery, Hot Tubs, |
 Michelle Lamb, Oceanside, Calif. Minister
of the Exterior |
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 Jack Crone, Klamath Falls, Oregon Official Departmental Minister of Vice Preservation & Prevention of Virtue Secret Coordinator of Covert Inspections
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 David Duke, Aiken, SC Official Leader of brash know-it-all adolescent Lucastanis (with Motel 6 crying towel for drying off behind ears) Official Dowser and seeker of Dihydrogen Monoxide. |
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 Alan Bases, Bartonsville, PA Minister of Glutony. Fubsy Official protector of minorties And Protector of the otherwise demented |
 Frank Betz, Warren, NJ Minister of Greed and Official Broker of penny stocks IPOs and failed dot coms., and suchlike Enronviromental matters. |
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 Joeri Van Lieffering, Brussels, Belgium Official translator of Urdo to Tagalog. Basque to Bulgarian or Babylonian & Verse Vice for you name it! (Pennsylvania Dutch excepted) |
 Amit Das, Calcutta, India Minister to the Indian sub-continent, and all points South Overseeer of the Himalayas Official tamer of Bengal Tigers |
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 Miriam Fisher, Stroudsburg, PA Minister of Snow Removal, Plows and Ice Sculptures Develish Directress if Improper Fallen Snow Angels |
 Stan Parker, Shingletown, California Minister of CSI Official tracer of lost persons, TV remotes, misplaced keys, old dog tags, and socks. Custodian of black and yellow "POLICE LINE, DO NOT CROSS TAPE" |
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| Awaiting Unflattering Photos Dr. Marilyn A. Coleman, Richwood, Ohio Yeschiel Mann, Eshher, Israel Steve Mason, Laguna, Calif.
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